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20.06.2011

Elephant

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the retirement home with her fist clenched above her head.

“Anybody who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with me tonight.”

An old man looks up from the pool table and says, “Ummmm, an elephant?”

Bessie thinks about it for a second and says, “Close enough!”