A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah?
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.” The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
“He’d come back to bed and do it a third time.” The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time.
“No!
