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Wacko
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12.03.2009
How
to
make
a
woman
happy
It
'
s
not
difficult
to
make
a
woman
happy
!
A
man
only
needs
to
be
:
1
.
a
friend
2
.
a
companion
3
.
a
lover
4
.
a
brother
5
.
a
father
6
.
a
master
7
.
a
chef
8
.
an
electrician
9
.
a
carpenter
10
.
a
plumber
11
.
a
mechanic
12
.
a
decorator
13
.
a
stylist
14
.
a
sexologist
15
.
a
gynecologist
16
.
a
psychologist
17
.
a
pest
exterminator
18
.
a
psychiatrist
19
.
a
healer
20
.
a
good
listener
21
.
an
organizer
22
.
a
good
father
23
.
very
clean
24
.
sympathetic
'>
sympathetic
25
.
athletic
'>
athletic
26
.
warm
'>
warm
27
.
attentive
'>
attentive
28
.
gallant
'>
gallant
29
.
intelligent
'>
intelligent
30
.
funny
'>
funny
31
.
creative
'>
creative
32
.
tender
'>
tender
33
.
strong
'>
strong
34
.
understanding
'>
understanding
35
.
tolerant
'>
tolerant
36
.
prudent
'>
prudent
37
.
ambitious
'>
ambitious
38
.
capable
'>
capable
39
.
courageous
'>
courageous
40
.
determined
!
41
.
true
'>
true
42
.
dependable
'>
dependable
43
.
passionate
'>
passionate
44
.
com
passionate
'>
passionate
WITHOUT
FORGETTING
TO
:
45
.
give
her
compliments
regularly
46
.
love
shopping
47
.
be
honest
48
.
be
very
rich
49
.
not
stress
her
out
50
.
not
look
at
other
girls
AND
AT
THE
SAME
TIME
,
YOU
MUST
ALSO
:
51
.
give
her
lots
of
attention
,
but
expect
little
yourself
52
.
give
her
lots
of
time
,
especially
time
for
herself
53
.
give
her
lots
of
space
,
never
worrying
about
where
she
goes
IT
IS
VERY
IMPORTANT
:
54
.
Never
to
forget
:
*
birthdays
*
anniversaries
*
arrangements
she
makes
HOW
TO
MAKE
A
MAN
HAPPY
:
1
.
Show
up
naked
2
.
Bring
food
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'
m
always
willing
to
learn
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you
'
ve
got
something
to
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Re:
How
to
make
a
woman
happy
Doch
nur
54
Punkte
?
;)
Wacko
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Sollte doch zu machen sein, wie? *g*
13.03.2009 08:59:04
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