Witze

A priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students at the University of Northern British Columbia, Fort St.

The three would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, but a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment.

They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Father Flannigan, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first.

"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find a bear and when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.

He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip.

I went out and I found me a bear.

And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD!

We wrestled down one hill, up another and Ddown another until we came to a creek.

And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.

He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him.

He was in real bad shape.