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10.05.2008

Ballerina

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a

She raised her right arm, revealing a

huge, hairy armpit and she pointed to all the people

sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy

a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore

her, but down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk

slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,

"Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged

She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at

all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit and

asked, "What man here will buy

a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money

down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another

The bartender approached the little drunk and said

"Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to

buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg

that high has got to be a ballerina!"

EN DE SP CA EU .

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:)))) Ein feiner, intelligenter Witz.

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