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18.04.2008

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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E.

''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y.

''Double Income, No Kids Yet.

"

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B.

''Rich, Urban, Biker.

"

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O.

''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her.

''What are you?''

She replies: "I'm a WIFE

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.