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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

I tell them "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back.

There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."