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06.12.2007

An Irishman on Bondi Beach

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem

to make it with any of the girls.

So he asked the local lifeguard for some

Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old

baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer They're years

Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about

two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.

tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his ******** new

tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was

disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and

laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's

said the lifeguard,"Mate.

The potato goes in front!"