A sign read: "Don't Miss ".
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus with the same appeal, "Don't Miss ".
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act, so he bought a ticket.
The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.